So all of these allegations are unfounded and untrue, yet you feel the need to acknowledge them and apologize for them publicly. You're not that smart, are you Jesse...?
But we know that Jesse James has a history of making bad decisions, especially when it comes to women.
Jesse's first wife is Karla James. They were married from 1991 until 2002. I can't find very much info on her, so let's focus on something I find interesting here. They were married for 11 years - that's a long time. That's an especially long time when you consider they had to deal with his then career of touring with rock stars as a bodyguard, nursing him back to health after a serious injury and starting a business. Just one of those would be stressful to any marriage but they made it through all of that. In 2001 Jesse made his television debut on a Discovery Channel program Motorcycle Mania, which we all know allowed him to jump off into hosting his own shows. Funny how his marriage only made it a year after he started to become famous. I wonder how long he was cheating on Karla with wife #2 - a dooooozy if I may say so - before she had enough?
So Jesse gets famous, meets Janine Lindemulder - probably one out of many "perks" of his fame but this one stuck, and she stuck baaaaad. To make a long story short since you can google this mom of the year yourself she's a drug addicted porn staaaah. So boy makes it big and gets the chance to play with lots and lots of boobies - life in the fastlane indeed! Screeeeeeeeech - until they had a kid in 2004. I guess Jesse decided that parenting, porn, and drugs don't go hand in hand and so he dumped that mess the same year. She's since been in and out of court and jail - yes, she's a real winner my friends. Weird how fake tits and drugs don't make someone as good a mother as they are a romp in the hay.
Anyhoo, in 2005 Jesse finally made a decent choice by marrying Sandra Bullock who stood by her man, fighting with him for custody of his children among the other awesome things she does. And how does he thank her for this support and partnership? He hops on myspace and starts an affair with some nasty who is even more vile than wife #2, that's how. This new ho, Michelle McGee (I am SO NOT using her moniker "Bombshell" to refer to her because she just ain't one) has pretty questionable intentions. Also, she's ugly as hell and her eyes (also can be used as a portal to hell) scare me. ALSO she met up with a guy regularly to have sex in a garage. A GARAGE. Now I don't care if it's Brad fucking Pitt - if some dude I met on myspace expected me to fuck him in his GARAGE on the regular he would be shit out of luck. I certainly wouldn't delude myself into believing I was his girlfriend, but maybe things are different in California. Here in Texas boyfriends don't keep their girlfriends in their garage.
This girl knew Jesse James was married and she still kept it going. Don't give me that, "but he told her his marriage was a sham" bullshit either - you don't fuck with a married man - period. If you do and he only meets you in his garage then guess what - he is trying to hide you from his wife which means his marriage is probably not just a sham. Oh, hey, besides being a dim bulb she's a white supremecist too! Nice, reeeeal nice - it's 2010 by the way, we have a black president now and everything. Being racist is sooooo last century - being anti-gay marriage is so much more trendy, no? Also, she thought being Jesse's whore would be her way to stardom. So she took 30 grand from a tabloid to sell her "boyfriend" out. Why do girls stoop to such degrading, disgusting measures for 15 minutes of fame? I'll never understand, but then again I have self respect and don't need to go looking for it in A GARAGE or the flash of a paparazzi's camera.
And so Jesse denied the allegations and at the same time apologized to his family for making these mistakes that he just said weren't true....yep, here's a guy obviously used to having his cake and eating it too. In his garage.
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