This is just too much.

I'm officially quitting the Jesse James scandal.  Gross bitches who are willing to do someone else's husband are one thing, but the complete disrespect Jesse James obviously has for women, animals, and humanity are where I draw the line.

The number of lawsuits he has settled against women who have worked for him tells me he doesn't care how uncomfortable he makes women and will not learn.

The stories that came out today (check out TMZ and Perez if you want the full stories) about his cruelty toward animals and his possible white supremacist leanings may or may not be true, but I've been following gossip and blind items long enough to know that where there's smoke there is usually fire.  I do hope these stories are untrue, but I doubt it based on the people he has chosen to be around. 

Also, he wears overalls.  OVERALLS. 

STELLAAAAAAAA!!!

Let me start by saying that I love fashion.  Love it.  I also love my child.  I even love dressing up my child.  See?  It all comes full circle, right?

Now that we've established some things that I love, let's move on to something I don't.  Buying expensive clothes for children.  Stella McCartney has launched her summer line for the Gap, and it's only a huge disappointment unless you are looking to show your kids how NOT to value a dollar by purchasing them a $60.00 shirt that they could grow out of before the summer is even over.  Don't get me wrong, the clothes are beautiful.  But why does a kid need a pair of $42.00 jean "roll up" shorts?  I can do that:  jeans + scissors = jean roll up shorts. (Ew, I sound like my mom.)

There you go.  Hell, I'll even add to the "value" by putting a hole or two in 'em and maybe even a paint splatter - lah-di-dah, I know.  Jesus Christ, we're still in an economic nightmare in this country, and your good old American jean store thinks you should be forking over $18.00 for a TANK TOP.  A fucking TANK TOP.  A plain one at that.  It doesn't even do anything like feed your kids or teach them to read.  It's a motherfucking tank top.

So your toddler gets used to the high life - don't hate, this is how she toddles, in her sixty dollar skinny jeans and forty dollar espadrilles.  She's looking gooooood, and since you dressed your dolly up so nice you just KNOW people think you're the best mom evah.  Time flies.  And before you know it she's a tween who is - GASP! - demanding fancy clothes, purses, concert tickets, etc. and you're wondering how on earth this little shit got such a sense of entitlement!  She got it from you, alright?  She got it from watching you. 

Does anyone else remember a couple of years ago when the Gap started in with all of the retro cuts?  First it was the Audrey Hepburn cigarette pant, then the vintage denim cuts and washes?  The Gap had gone too far from the simplicity that made it a household name and they were struggling.  Bringing back those clothes we all missed was the right thing to do, but now I'm wondering if we're headed back to the dark side.   Or do they think that  making just the kids clothing outrageous is the way to go?  I don't know, I'm no businessista, but I do know that you can find pretty much anything my kid wears at Target, Old Navy, and even.........dun dun DUUUUN!!!!  Wal Mart.  And I don't even get pissed when she spills OR grows.   Someday she'll be old enough to earn her own money and she can buy all of the brand name tags she wants.  Until then....

Target - $4.99

Wal Mart - THREE! for $9.00

Target - $7.99

And that's not all, here are some more cute clothes from Target and Wal Mart but I'm too lazy to price them all for you.  You've got a computer, go to Target or Walmart your self!

I know, these clothes aren't as mature as the Stella line, but I guess I'm that kind of mom who doesn't mind my kid dressing and acting like, well...a kid.

Blind Item

From Blindgossip:

One big star on the set of this film is spending as little time with their co-star as possible. You see, Star 1 is a control freak, while Star 2 has really poor hygiene. When not wearing clothes directly provided by wardrobe, Star 2 positively reeks. He does buy clothes, but he tends to wear them – without washing them – until they are completely soiled or ripe or ruined. Then he throws them away, buys a new set, and repeats the cycle. No wonder Star 1 practically runs the other way when they see him coming.

Angelina Jolie is the control freak, Johnny Depp is the stinky poo.  This one just makes me giggle. 

Well That Didn't Take Long

I just posted the blind item about Jesse James and looky what I see today on Perez:

We're not surprised!
Another homewrecker, Melissa Smith, has come out to give deets on her two-year relationship with Jesse James - and did we mention he was married to Sandra at the time?!
Melissa is a stripper who heard from Jesse on MySpace in September of 2006. He saw a photo of her posing in front of a car at the West Coast Choppers party and contacted her.
"I got a message from this guy saying, 'Nice car…that’s my godfather’s.' After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla,” claims the stripper.
clASSy.
Soon after the initial contact, the ho traveled to California and came down to the shop. Jesse promised her a ride in one of his cars, but they never made it out of the office.
After the two made small talk about artwork on his walls, “I said, ‘Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch," Melissa continued.
Sandra deserves so much better!

Wonder how many more there are?  I love blind items so much.  TMZ also has an interesting story today...

TMZ has learned ... a former high level, female executive with West Coast Choppers settled a sexual harassment lawsuit against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers for more than $700,000 in 2007, while he was married to Sandra Bullock ... according to documents.

The woman claimed between 2006 - 2007, Jesse James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts.

The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse. In one email in 2007, which is included in the file, Jesse wrote to the woman, "Need anything before I split?" She responded, "Some Tums." Jesse replied, "I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better ...."

And, she claims after an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt.

The woman quit in 2007 and hired Gloria Allred's law firm to represent her. No lawsuit was ever filed, but on September 27, 2007, the matter settled for $725,000.

What a pig!!  I bet he's Tiger Woods' new favorite person though...

The Rodeo.

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is a ripoff.  I was supposed to go last night to see Justin Beiber but God decided she loves me after all and I've been sick.  My ex did take our daughter and my niece and his report told me it's a good thing I didn't go.   

Parking was 20 dollars for a space in the mud at the old Astroworld site.  Add to that food, a ride or two, and a game (I actually don't even think they played any games) and he spent  $140.00 - and that's NOT including the tickets, and he didn't buy any t-shirts or other crap - just food, drinks, rides and maybe games.  You would think that for so much money the rides would be in working order.  Nope.  A bunch of people got trapped at the top of a roller coaster when the chain broke mid-ride.  This is one of my worst nightmares, and usually only presents itself in the random parking lot carnie-ville.  For an organization making about a million dollars a DAY from this event, you would think they would have the resources to maintain their fairway equipment. 

Next year I'm going to blast JB from my stereo while heading over to the Northwest Mall parking lot, slap a carnie five, and head on over to the tilt-a-whirl.  And my kid will have just as much fun as she did last night.   

(Jesse James) Blind (not really though) Item

Via BlindGossip:

This story is going to sound very familiar: A supposedly really nice famous guy cheats on his beautiful and classy and loyal wife. People are appalled – nay, shocked! – that he could do such a thing. Just wait, though, because this story is going to get much better (or much worse, depending on how you look at it). This wasn’t the first time this happened to this television reality guy. Expect more girls to come crawling out of the woodwork within the next few of days. And, just like in the case of that famous athlete, they will be the exact opposite of his wife. For example, there’s definitely more than one porn star in the mix. Don’t feel too sorry for his actress wife, though. She knew exactly what she was getting when she married him. She was not exactly blind-sided by the news. She just never thought he would embarrass her so publicly. Oh, and it won’t matter how many times he apologizes. He’s a dead man. 

On a side note, I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with Jesse's ex-wife Janine's speed.  She's wasted no time getting court papers filed to change the custody agreement (I say agreement, but really she has NO custody or visitation) now that Jesse's been tigered.   Jesse's so-called porn free home is coming into question and she's biting while she can!  Way to add some drama to the drama, bitch!  It's pretty fucking sad that Sandra's being married to Jesse and creating the stable home she did was such a factor in Jesse winning the custody fight.  All of the hard work he and Sandra put into that court battle so that Janine couldn't hurt their daughter anymore, and now there's actually a chance that house of cards could fall just because Jesse couldn't keep it in his pants.  Sad when grownups don't consider the big picture their actions paint.   

For more info on this story including a pic of the 1st ex-Mrs. James go to TMZ.

In The Works....

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