Holy Shit!!!

I will find and post the blind items but Michael Lohan apparently tweeted last night a couple things about Lilo, and is now saying his account was hacked.  I'm not buying it - BOTH of the things he/hacker posted sounded very fucking familiar as blinds I've read.  I will update this as soon as I can find the tweets and the blinds.  I'm all in a tizzy!

Via TMZ:

Earlier today, Michael's Twitter page included several postings that stated, among other things, that Lindsay has HIV ... and that she slept with record mogul Tommy Mottola when she was 17-years-old.

But Michael tells TMZ he NEVER posted those tweets -- and claims all of the hacked postings are blatant lies.

Lohan claims he's already contacted his lawyer -- in the hopes of tracking down the hacker.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/27/michael-lohan-lindsay-lohan-twitter-hacked-hiv-tommy-motola/#ixzz0mJsGr8i4

How scandalous!!!!

UPDATE:  Here is the screencap of the tweets via examiner.com:

The blinds will take a little more digging, stay tuned...

Blind Item

From Blindgossip:

One big star on the set of this film is spending as little time with their co-star as possible. You see, Star 1 is a control freak, while Star 2 has really poor hygiene. When not wearing clothes directly provided by wardrobe, Star 2 positively reeks. He does buy clothes, but he tends to wear them – without washing them – until they are completely soiled or ripe or ruined. Then he throws them away, buys a new set, and repeats the cycle. No wonder Star 1 practically runs the other way when they see him coming.

Angelina Jolie is the control freak, Johnny Depp is the stinky poo.  This one just makes me giggle. 

Well That Didn't Take Long

I just posted the blind item about Jesse James and looky what I see today on Perez:

We're not surprised!
Another homewrecker, Melissa Smith, has come out to give deets on her two-year relationship with Jesse James - and did we mention he was married to Sandra at the time?!
Melissa is a stripper who heard from Jesse on MySpace in September of 2006. He saw a photo of her posing in front of a car at the West Coast Choppers party and contacted her.
"I got a message from this guy saying, 'Nice car…that’s my godfather’s.' After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla,” claims the stripper.
clASSy.
Soon after the initial contact, the ho traveled to California and came down to the shop. Jesse promised her a ride in one of his cars, but they never made it out of the office.
After the two made small talk about artwork on his walls, “I said, ‘Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch," Melissa continued.
Sandra deserves so much better!

Wonder how many more there are?  I love blind items so much.  TMZ also has an interesting story today...

TMZ has learned ... a former high level, female executive with West Coast Choppers settled a sexual harassment lawsuit against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers for more than $700,000 in 2007, while he was married to Sandra Bullock ... according to documents.

The woman claimed between 2006 - 2007, Jesse James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts.

The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse. In one email in 2007, which is included in the file, Jesse wrote to the woman, "Need anything before I split?" She responded, "Some Tums." Jesse replied, "I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better ...."

And, she claims after an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt.

The woman quit in 2007 and hired Gloria Allred's law firm to represent her. No lawsuit was ever filed, but on September 27, 2007, the matter settled for $725,000.

What a pig!!  I bet he's Tiger Woods' new favorite person though...

(Jesse James) Blind (not really though) Item

Via BlindGossip:

This story is going to sound very familiar: A supposedly really nice famous guy cheats on his beautiful and classy and loyal wife. People are appalled – nay, shocked! – that he could do such a thing. Just wait, though, because this story is going to get much better (or much worse, depending on how you look at it). This wasn’t the first time this happened to this television reality guy. Expect more girls to come crawling out of the woodwork within the next few of days. And, just like in the case of that famous athlete, they will be the exact opposite of his wife. For example, there’s definitely more than one porn star in the mix. Don’t feel too sorry for his actress wife, though. She knew exactly what she was getting when she married him. She was not exactly blind-sided by the news. She just never thought he would embarrass her so publicly. Oh, and it won’t matter how many times he apologizes. He’s a dead man. 

On a side note, I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with Jesse's ex-wife Janine's speed.  She's wasted no time getting court papers filed to change the custody agreement (I say agreement, but really she has NO custody or visitation) now that Jesse's been tigered.   Jesse's so-called porn free home is coming into question and she's biting while she can!  Way to add some drama to the drama, bitch!  It's pretty fucking sad that Sandra's being married to Jesse and creating the stable home she did was such a factor in Jesse winning the custody fight.  All of the hard work he and Sandra put into that court battle so that Janine couldn't hurt their daughter anymore, and now there's actually a chance that house of cards could fall just because Jesse couldn't keep it in his pants.  Sad when grownups don't consider the big picture their actions paint.   

For more info on this story including a pic of the 1st ex-Mrs. James go to TMZ.

Blinds

I know all of my reader has been waiting since Wednesday so here are my favorite blinds of the week:

From Buzzfoto:

This (ditzy) movie A-List actress smoked so much pot in her honey wagon on the set of one of her films that the company that rented the trailer had to rip all the carpet out and repaper the walls. They demanded that the studio collect the money from the actress, but the studio is nervous about pissing her off because for some inextricable reason she still brings seats into the theaters, so they put the responsibility back on the rental company. They say it’s up to the rental company to collect the money and now the jilted business is threatening to out the actress’ little habit. Not Charlize Theron.

 My guess is Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz

This once B/C actress once had a promising future and was rocketing to the top. Now, she is throwing her life away every chance she gets. Her self-destructive habits might have gotten her attention in the past, also endangering the lives of others, but now she’s putting on a whole show of a mess for random people to see. Not only is she dragging those around her into substance abuse, she’s also been driving under the influence, stealing from friends, and having others pick up her messes. Most recently we hear she’s been fond of Chatroulette, which normally wouldn’t be a big deal because she’s been dressing up and disguising herself. Except that once her identity is discovered, she’ll be in big trouble. You’ll know her by the illegal activities she is doing online for everyone to see, and she’s almost always completely high when she does them. It won’t be long until the world hears about her little secret life. Not Mischa Barton.

This could only be Lindsay Lohan, and also the only thing I've read that's actually made me want to try Chatroulette.

From CDAN:

This about to hit A list television actress on a fairly new hit network show shocked all of her fellow cast and the crew after she was handed a cup of coffee by a production assistant. After the production assistant had walked away, she had a sip, turned around and said, "that f**king n***er can't even make a cup of coffee. They should fire him." You could have heard a pin drop.

I have no guess for this one but would love to know who this ugly on the inside bitch is.

This stunning B list movie actress has been in rehab before. Recently she was in rehab again. It didn't last long though. Two days into her most recent stint she was kicked out when she was caught smoking meth with another patient. She has since moved on to another rehab facility where she is a few days short of completing her 30 days.

My guess is Eva Mendes

Little Nuggets of NOOO WAAAAY!

Ah, blind items.  I love them so.  You know how you'll be at work and that lady who eats tuna fish at her desk (me) comes up to your cubicle and she's dancing around a little so you think she has to pee?  But then you realize she doesn't actually have to pee, she just has some really good gossip involving the receptionist, the VP, and the boardroom?   You decide that the story is true, no wait... you really aren't sure in your heart of hearts, but then again, you just can't look at the receptionist the same way again after that.

That is what blind items are to me, only "the office" is Hollywood.  I'll post the ones I think are interesting here, not that anyone's reading this, so if you should stumble upon this blog by accident feel free to guess in the comments before you go read some other amateur's crappy writing!

Look for today's blind items later......