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This isn't new music, it was released last year.  I became obsessed with I Say Fever as soon as I heard it but sort of dismissed the other songs on the album.  Oh how wrong I was.  This album is the only thing I can listen to right now.  It's ruined all other music for me so Brent Knopf, if you're reading this (you're not...) please keep making music like this.  It's wonderful.

If you want to listen to it before you make that ipod commitment, you can on their website, here.  Every song must be listened to from beginning to end, because trust me, if you don't like the first few seconds and you skip the song you will be missing out on something great.  It almost happened to me, so don't you be a fool too. 

a girl named gus.

A girl I didn't know very well died this weekend.  She was 23, and a close friend of friends, and I had to deliver the news to someone who is very very close to me who was a good friend of hers.  The news hadn't broken that they found her body on the news or in the papers yet, so in a way, I'm glad that I was able to find the confirmation so that the rest of her friends can find out in a more personal way than on the 5 o'clock news.  It's not easy telling someone who has been holding out hope for a miracle that what they knew deep down had happened had in fact happened.  I didn't know her very well, but I can't focus now, I can't stop thinking about her. I can't look out my window at the dark clouds rolling past, threatening an even darker day, and not cry that such a young, loved, motivated woman is gone.  Just like that.

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It was a stupid and needless death.  She shouldn't have jumped in the lake, she should have learned her limits with alcohol by 23, right?  But she was that crazy, fun girl that everyone knew.  She was athletic, but it wasn't enough to get her to shore this weekend and I, just like a lot of other people are left to wonder why this had to happen.  Why didn't someone cut her off when she was too drunk?  Why didn't they physically restrain her when she wanted to swim to shore?  Why didn't someone strap on a life-vest and go get her after she did?  These questions are moot, it's too late.  Just remember that alcohol and lakes are a dangerous combo, peeps.

Rest in peace, Gus.

I just don't get paid enough for this shit.

I have a very flexible job.  I need a flexible job because I don't want to have to put my kid in daycare all day long.  So I took a pay cut and my job is supposed to consist of light accounting duties. 

The CFO of the company doesn't like to do his job, so guess what I end up doing?  His fucking job.  So he can go home early.  Or when he promises something to someone and then can't get it done in time because he's a fucking moron - I then step in and do whatever it is he needs done.  My job has gone from entering payments and invoices to building and maintaining our fucking website, managing all of our investment partners (over 300 of them!!), and now keeping track of expenses for our wells, among many, many other things that my hourly wage JUST DOESN'T FUCKING COVER. 

Adding insult to injury, he just dumped a project on me that involves using ANOTHER spreadsheet that I built for him, which while explaining what he wants me to do now, HE took credit for.  I fucking HATE this guy.

I am SO beginning to understand the ladies of "Snapped".

Birthdays.

Today I am older than I was yesterday...wait a minute, that's true every damn day, isn't it?   Humbuggery!

Here's a birthday question:

Let's say your family is planning a surprise party or something else just as delightful for your birthday (which they better fucking be...) but they want to throw you off the scent.  The way they do this is when you come down to leave for work first thing in the morning is pick a fight with you.  And nobody tells you happy birthday, not even your own kid.  Now, you're a little upset, it's not like it really matters or that you expect anything huge on your birthday....

Oh wait, now you're pulling out of the driveway and, shit.....now you're crying and sad.  And goddammit, you were in such a rush to get out of there you forgot your sunglasses so now you have to go buy some new ones cause you're so NOT going back in there. 

Long story short your day started out shitty and now you're sad.  Sad because of what happened earlier but also sad because you're over 30 now and you know you shouldn't be boo-hooing just because everyone didn't line up and tell you they're glad you were born. 

Here's the question:  If you get home later and there is a little something special and they all yell, "GOTCHA!!!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"  can you still punch them in their faces for ruining your day or do you have to act all thankful for their "surprise"?

My New Phobia

Sinkholes!!

Let's put our smarty pants on so when the topic of the Guatemalan sinkhole comes up at your next dinner party you can serve up some knowledge:

Scary shit.

Just One Question...

I've known people who have drug and alcohol addictions, and while it is possible to get help and get your body off of drugs, it's a long, arduous process.  It doesn't happen overnight and it's something one then struggles with on the daily.

So....how the fuck is this possible?

From TMZ MAY 23:

Lindsay's Pals -- She Can't Quit Drugs and Alcohol

Originally posted May 23rd 2010 7:33 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan cannot comply with the order Judge Marsha Revel will almost certainly lay down tomorrow -- cut drugs and alcohol out of her diet ... this according to multiple people who are in a position to know.


Judge Marsha Revel talked about it last Thursday -- that the conditions of her bail will be refraining from consuming alcohol, wearing a SCRAM bracelet to monitor alcohol consumption, and submitting to random drug testing at least once a week.

As one person connected to Lindsay tells TMZ, "She can't make it through a day without it.  She's a mess."

Another source says Lindsay wakes up with cravings and satisfies them fast.

Unless Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, changes Judge Revel's mind tomorrow in court, the three conditions should become part of Lindsay's bail by noon.

Probation violations aside, if Lindsay violates any of these conditions, the judge could revoke her bail and put her in jail.

Wow, that's someone with a pretty severe addiction, right?   The conditions of her bail are a step in the right direction, but she's still allowed to abuse the prescription pills she's taken a liking to so really, how much improvement can we expect to see?

Well apparently a lot, and in record time.  Lindsay must be a magical being, the likes of which this world has never seen.  If this is possible maybe unicorns DO exist...

From TMZ MAY 31 (8 whole days later!):

Lindsay Lohan Avoids the Danger Zone

Originally posted May 31st 2010 1:05 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan has finally realized she needs to avoid "those people" ... the ones creating massive temptation ... so say confidants of LiLo, who spoke with TMZ.


We're told Lindsay is spending the long weekend with a close friend by the beach in Venice, CA.  As one friend put it, "She needs to get away from that scene ... and she knows it."

But it's not just the Hollywood clubs that create the danger of relapse. "The people who hang around her are such moochers, and bad energy," says one friend, adding, "she needs to cut them out and I think that's what she's starting to realize."

As for what Lindsay is doing, we're told a lot of sleeping, watching TV and movies.  And shopping.  Interesting ... more than one person says she desperately needs sleep.

The people we've spoken with say it's definitely too early to tell, but Lindsay had at least temporarily turned a corner and is healthier than she's been "in a long time."

Well now how can that be?  She has a prescription for Ambien but she desperately needs sleep?  Hmm, strange.  And after only 8 days she's healthier than she's been in a long time.  I'm sure that's true, but it would seem that giving her this false sense of accomplishment is only going to cause more damage because anyone can see she has a looooong road ahead of her.   I don't know, I hope I'm wrong but I just don't think she has even an inkling of understanding that one should not need a bunch of prescriptions, drugs, and alcohol to enjoy life, and that is destructive and sad.  

Hey There! It's me!

Yeah, so I'm way too lazy to maintain a blog like this.  I recognize this and accept it.  Can you accept it too?

More Holy Shit...

Blindgossip just revealed a blind as Lindsay Lohan.  Shit is hitting the fan, folks, and I can only hope the kids come out on top.  Michael and Dina can fuck off, they are both disgusting and even though it seems that Michael is trying like hell to save his daughter I have to wonder why he is doing it in such a disgustingly public way.  The only explanation I can come up with is that he has been trying to do so privately and this is his last straw.  Any way you slice it, the Lohans need help - all of them. 

She's Dragging Kid Sibling Into Risky Behavior

BuzzFoto – This young star’s bad habit is starting to get pretty serious. We’re not talking about her substance abuse problems, because those have been serious for a long time. We’re talking about her sexual addiction problem which she is passing off to a younger sibling. She’s involved this underage family member into her seedy world of risky behavior. There is chatter that the dangerous outings the two go on involve random hookups at dangerous locations like parks, clubs, parties or mall bathrooms. The star is not content anymore to go alone, but likes the idea of corrupting someone innocent that she is close to and has at her disposal. Not Miley.
SOLVED!
It’s Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan. Source: BuzzFoto

Source:  blindgossip.com

Holy Shit!!!

I will find and post the blind items but Michael Lohan apparently tweeted last night a couple things about Lilo, and is now saying his account was hacked.  I'm not buying it - BOTH of the things he/hacker posted sounded very fucking familiar as blinds I've read.  I will update this as soon as I can find the tweets and the blinds.  I'm all in a tizzy!

Via TMZ:

Earlier today, Michael's Twitter page included several postings that stated, among other things, that Lindsay has HIV ... and that she slept with record mogul Tommy Mottola when she was 17-years-old.

But Michael tells TMZ he NEVER posted those tweets -- and claims all of the hacked postings are blatant lies.

Lohan claims he's already contacted his lawyer -- in the hopes of tracking down the hacker.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/27/michael-lohan-lindsay-lohan-twitter-hacked-hiv-tommy-motola/#ixzz0mJsGr8i4

How scandalous!!!!

UPDATE:  Here is the screencap of the tweets via examiner.com:

The blinds will take a little more digging, stay tuned...

Another Day, Another Scandal.

I have to say, the Tito Ortiz thing isn't looking good for Jenna Jameson.  TMZ has conflicting stories both coming out of her mouth.  Now Tito claims Jenna's a 'scriptey and she was fucked up and lost her balance and that he didn't lay a hand on her. 

Who to believe, that's the question, right?  Unfortuately that question in it itself shows a problem with how stupid Hollywood thinks the public is (and to be brutally honest how stupid some people actually are...) that ONLY one of their stories could be true.  Is your life that black and white?  Mine sure as hell isn't.  My money's on them BOTH telling the truth. 

If Jenna is lying then I'm going to kick her ass myself when I go to Cali next month.  Domestic violence is a serious issue and falsely accusing someone of that crime is reprehensible.  If Jenna is telling the truth I'm just going to give Tito a dirty look or something because he could totally kick my ass.  But in my head I'd be beating him senseless.

Steven Seagal is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gross.

Actually, I think the title post pretty much sums it up and I'm lazy so we'll just leave it at that for now.  And good for you, Jenny McCarthy!

Fucking Hernia.

I'm the kind of girl who likes to drink my coffee and Dr. pepper all day long.  I like to eat what I want to eat when I want to eat it.  I slouch.  I smoke.  I smoke that, too. 

What is a girl to do when she finds herself herniated and cannot do any of these things anymore? 

Hiatal hernias suck big time balls.

This is just too much.

I'm officially quitting the Jesse James scandal.  Gross bitches who are willing to do someone else's husband are one thing, but the complete disrespect Jesse James obviously has for women, animals, and humanity are where I draw the line.

The number of lawsuits he has settled against women who have worked for him tells me he doesn't care how uncomfortable he makes women and will not learn.

The stories that came out today (check out TMZ and Perez if you want the full stories) about his cruelty toward animals and his possible white supremacist leanings may or may not be true, but I've been following gossip and blind items long enough to know that where there's smoke there is usually fire.  I do hope these stories are untrue, but I doubt it based on the people he has chosen to be around. 

Also, he wears overalls.  OVERALLS. 

STELLAAAAAAAA!!!

Let me start by saying that I love fashion.  Love it.  I also love my child.  I even love dressing up my child.  See?  It all comes full circle, right?

Now that we've established some things that I love, let's move on to something I don't.  Buying expensive clothes for children.  Stella McCartney has launched her summer line for the Gap, and it's only a huge disappointment unless you are looking to show your kids how NOT to value a dollar by purchasing them a $60.00 shirt that they could grow out of before the summer is even over.  Don't get me wrong, the clothes are beautiful.  But why does a kid need a pair of $42.00 jean "roll up" shorts?  I can do that:  jeans + scissors = jean roll up shorts. (Ew, I sound like my mom.)

There you go.  Hell, I'll even add to the "value" by putting a hole or two in 'em and maybe even a paint splatter - lah-di-dah, I know.  Jesus Christ, we're still in an economic nightmare in this country, and your good old American jean store thinks you should be forking over $18.00 for a TANK TOP.  A fucking TANK TOP.  A plain one at that.  It doesn't even do anything like feed your kids or teach them to read.  It's a motherfucking tank top.

So your toddler gets used to the high life - don't hate, this is how she toddles, in her sixty dollar skinny jeans and forty dollar espadrilles.  She's looking gooooood, and since you dressed your dolly up so nice you just KNOW people think you're the best mom evah.  Time flies.  And before you know it she's a tween who is - GASP! - demanding fancy clothes, purses, concert tickets, etc. and you're wondering how on earth this little shit got such a sense of entitlement!  She got it from you, alright?  She got it from watching you. 

Does anyone else remember a couple of years ago when the Gap started in with all of the retro cuts?  First it was the Audrey Hepburn cigarette pant, then the vintage denim cuts and washes?  The Gap had gone too far from the simplicity that made it a household name and they were struggling.  Bringing back those clothes we all missed was the right thing to do, but now I'm wondering if we're headed back to the dark side.   Or do they think that  making just the kids clothing outrageous is the way to go?  I don't know, I'm no businessista, but I do know that you can find pretty much anything my kid wears at Target, Old Navy, and even.........dun dun DUUUUN!!!!  Wal Mart.  And I don't even get pissed when she spills OR grows.   Someday she'll be old enough to earn her own money and she can buy all of the brand name tags she wants.  Until then....

Target - $4.99

Wal Mart - THREE! for $9.00

Target - $7.99

And that's not all, here are some more cute clothes from Target and Wal Mart but I'm too lazy to price them all for you.  You've got a computer, go to Target or Walmart your self!

I know, these clothes aren't as mature as the Stella line, but I guess I'm that kind of mom who doesn't mind my kid dressing and acting like, well...a kid.

Blind Item

From Blindgossip:

One big star on the set of this film is spending as little time with their co-star as possible. You see, Star 1 is a control freak, while Star 2 has really poor hygiene. When not wearing clothes directly provided by wardrobe, Star 2 positively reeks. He does buy clothes, but he tends to wear them – without washing them – until they are completely soiled or ripe or ruined. Then he throws them away, buys a new set, and repeats the cycle. No wonder Star 1 practically runs the other way when they see him coming.

Angelina Jolie is the control freak, Johnny Depp is the stinky poo.  This one just makes me giggle. 

Well That Didn't Take Long

I just posted the blind item about Jesse James and looky what I see today on Perez:

We're not surprised!
Another homewrecker, Melissa Smith, has come out to give deets on her two-year relationship with Jesse James - and did we mention he was married to Sandra at the time?!
Melissa is a stripper who heard from Jesse on MySpace in September of 2006. He saw a photo of her posing in front of a car at the West Coast Choppers party and contacted her.
"I got a message from this guy saying, 'Nice car…that’s my godfather’s.' After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla,” claims the stripper.
clASSy.
Soon after the initial contact, the ho traveled to California and came down to the shop. Jesse promised her a ride in one of his cars, but they never made it out of the office.
After the two made small talk about artwork on his walls, “I said, ‘Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch," Melissa continued.
Sandra deserves so much better!

Wonder how many more there are?  I love blind items so much.  TMZ also has an interesting story today...

TMZ has learned ... a former high level, female executive with West Coast Choppers settled a sexual harassment lawsuit against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers for more than $700,000 in 2007, while he was married to Sandra Bullock ... according to documents.

The woman claimed between 2006 - 2007, Jesse James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts.

The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse. In one email in 2007, which is included in the file, Jesse wrote to the woman, "Need anything before I split?" She responded, "Some Tums." Jesse replied, "I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better ...."

And, she claims after an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt.

The woman quit in 2007 and hired Gloria Allred's law firm to represent her. No lawsuit was ever filed, but on September 27, 2007, the matter settled for $725,000.

What a pig!!  I bet he's Tiger Woods' new favorite person though...

The Rodeo.

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is a ripoff.  I was supposed to go last night to see Justin Beiber but God decided she loves me after all and I've been sick.  My ex did take our daughter and my niece and his report told me it's a good thing I didn't go.   

Parking was 20 dollars for a space in the mud at the old Astroworld site.  Add to that food, a ride or two, and a game (I actually don't even think they played any games) and he spent  $140.00 - and that's NOT including the tickets, and he didn't buy any t-shirts or other crap - just food, drinks, rides and maybe games.  You would think that for so much money the rides would be in working order.  Nope.  A bunch of people got trapped at the top of a roller coaster when the chain broke mid-ride.  This is one of my worst nightmares, and usually only presents itself in the random parking lot carnie-ville.  For an organization making about a million dollars a DAY from this event, you would think they would have the resources to maintain their fairway equipment. 

Next year I'm going to blast JB from my stereo while heading over to the Northwest Mall parking lot, slap a carnie five, and head on over to the tilt-a-whirl.  And my kid will have just as much fun as she did last night.   

(Jesse James) Blind (not really though) Item

Via BlindGossip:

This story is going to sound very familiar: A supposedly really nice famous guy cheats on his beautiful and classy and loyal wife. People are appalled – nay, shocked! – that he could do such a thing. Just wait, though, because this story is going to get much better (or much worse, depending on how you look at it). This wasn’t the first time this happened to this television reality guy. Expect more girls to come crawling out of the woodwork within the next few of days. And, just like in the case of that famous athlete, they will be the exact opposite of his wife. For example, there’s definitely more than one porn star in the mix. Don’t feel too sorry for his actress wife, though. She knew exactly what she was getting when she married him. She was not exactly blind-sided by the news. She just never thought he would embarrass her so publicly. Oh, and it won’t matter how many times he apologizes. He’s a dead man. 

On a side note, I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with Jesse's ex-wife Janine's speed.  She's wasted no time getting court papers filed to change the custody agreement (I say agreement, but really she has NO custody or visitation) now that Jesse's been tigered.   Jesse's so-called porn free home is coming into question and she's biting while she can!  Way to add some drama to the drama, bitch!  It's pretty fucking sad that Sandra's being married to Jesse and creating the stable home she did was such a factor in Jesse winning the custody fight.  All of the hard work he and Sandra put into that court battle so that Janine couldn't hurt their daughter anymore, and now there's actually a chance that house of cards could fall just because Jesse couldn't keep it in his pants.  Sad when grownups don't consider the big picture their actions paint.   

For more info on this story including a pic of the 1st ex-Mrs. James go to TMZ.

In The Works....

A very special website that allows free bitching to all.  Stay tuned for more details, bitches.

Oh Sweet Jesus.

No.  Nononononononononononononononononononono.

First they're going to screw up one of my FAVORITE movies by remaking it.

Remember this?

Well I do and I sure as hell don't want JLo fucking it all up for me.

According to Perez that's exactly what is in the works.